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Author Topic: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE  (Read 2136 times)
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Pat Pixley
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« on: June 06, 2013, 01:38:53 pm »

This made me laugh.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money can not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-holes name.


3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.


4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.


5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


THERE YOU HAVE IT ... and remember, life is good.
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 05:49:48 pm »

You forgot ....Forgiveness feels good, but revenge feels better!
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2013, 07:36:38 pm »

Awesome!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2013, 10:00:12 pm »

That is pretty funny. HaHa laugh
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2013, 01:51:33 pm »

One of my favorite's is:

I'd rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it! laugh Cool biggrin

My dad said that all the time.

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