Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.
And
Blonde Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag
My daughter is blonde and just loved these.
Pat
Oh and my favorite
Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush
