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Title: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: memorylane on February 06, 2009, 10:29:45 pm
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

 "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "What is it?"

 

 "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you mount her from behind.

 

Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's."

 

 Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: Creighton on February 06, 2009, 11:05:31 pm
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Creighton


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: Funtronics on February 07, 2009, 08:48:12 am
That's my kind of rodeo.  :biggrin:


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: MoonDawg on February 07, 2009, 01:34:00 pm
        :biggrin: Great!  :biggrin:


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: davethebirdman on February 07, 2009, 01:42:37 pm

My Mrs didn't see the funny side....

Particularly as we have her twin sister staying this weekend...

I rolled up myself...


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: memorylane on February 07, 2009, 04:14:06 pm
My wife sent it to me, you think she was trying to tell me something? I better not say anything.


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: bubba on February 07, 2009, 11:16:49 pm
My wife sent it to me, you think she was trying to tell me something? I better not say anything.

Does she have a cute sister???


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: memorylane on February 07, 2009, 11:31:59 pm
Two!


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: memorylane on February 07, 2009, 11:36:06 pm
This is a picture of them washing my car, Wish  LOL


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: collecture on February 08, 2009, 12:36:40 am
The angle of that picture makes me want to break into a little 'Sir Mix A Lot'   8)


Title: Re: Best Joke Ever !
Post by: Funtronics on February 09, 2009, 07:30:08 am
Curtis I'm going to visit you next month. Do you think that you can have those two wash my truck while I'm there :) !!!!!!