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« on: February 06, 2009, 10:29:45 pm »
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

 "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "What is it?"

 

 "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you mount her from behind.

 

Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's."

 

 Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 11:05:31 pm »
 biggrin biggrin biggrin
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 08:48:12 am »
That's my kind of rodeo.  biggrin
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 01:34:00 pm »
        biggrin Great!  biggrin
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 01:42:37 pm »

My Mrs didn't see the funny side....

Particularly as we have her twin sister staying this weekend...

I rolled up myself...
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 04:14:06 pm »
My wife sent it to me, you think she was trying to tell me something? I better not say anything.
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 11:16:49 pm »
Quote from: memorylane on February 07, 2009, 04:14:06 pm
My wife sent it to me, you think she was trying to tell me something? I better not say anything.

Does she have a cute sister???
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 11:31:59 pm »
Two!
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 11:36:06 pm »
This is a picture of them washing my car, Wish  LOL
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 12:36:40 am »
The angle of that picture makes me want to break into a little 'Sir Mix A Lot'   Cool
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