You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need
> to fart.
> The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the
> beat. After
> a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you
> approach your stop.
> As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
> down, and
> that's when you remember: you've been listening to
> your ipod.
