Saturday  morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog,slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to
the  truck,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.  
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,  turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad  throughout the day. 
I went back into the house, quietly  undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my  wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and
whispered, 'The  weather out there is terrible.' 
My loving wife of 20 years  replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that  !%@$?' 
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but  I've stopped fishing.
Just a 

Pat