Tacky Ebay Listing to try to sell a machine... cmon Carl

[halehouse]

I don't know. Do I dare turn this into a "which is worse" thread?
Oh well. Too late. haha

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mobil-gasoline-gargoyle-patch-/161736709268?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item25a8425494

http://www.ebay.com/itm/PONTIAC-Chief-Pontiac-Uprising-patch-Indjun-blue-Injun-/161737571509

[Larry]

Make it stop!!  Good Lord are they fugly.

[Larry]

I'm going to ask Rick Baker and Eddie Murphy to create me a model for when I sell my machines.  Oh wait, they already have one.......Rasputia.

How you doin'?

[TheGarbageHunter]

Veeerrrrrry Nice!!!!!

[Larry]

I couldn't resist.  I'm done now.  No more shenanigans from me after this.  At least on this post.        

[SIGNGUY]

I couldn't resist.  I'm done now.  No more shenanigans from me after this.  At least on this post.        

Larry,, that is one of the funniest things I've seen... NICE WORK!  but I still won't attempt to get that big momma out of your basement.. (the Ice cream machine I mean) 

[ss540]

I don't know how the guy can work on machines using only one arm/hand, because he spends so much time patting himself on the back.  I really have read his ebay novel, but I took several naps and pee breaks along the way.  And, his "model" looks better going than she does coming.

[Kilroy]

^^^ Best comments I've read in a long time

[cola62]

I was thinking the same thing.  Guess when your famous "everyone knows your name".

[MoonDawg]

       (Sorry Cola, I just deleted and added to this post.)
     
        I have over 100 feedbacks on E-bay, but nobody has ever responded using my first name.

       All of his feedbacks printed in his listing begin with "Oh Carl".........................he wouldn't write those himself would he?

       His 'sold' listings on his E-bay account are primarily 10 cent coupons from buyers who are no longer registered.