[self-deprecating humor]
That thing isn't legal for hunting unless the paint job includes at leat 800 square inches of
Orange Crush "hunter orange".

At least he didn't think he could double his money by finishing it with a "Duck Dynasty" decal.

[/self-deprecating humor]
I hope this is all just good-natured teasing. I'm a redneck myself, though I certainly wouldn't camo a slider.