Thursday Humor

[Creighton]

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

[mznb1u]

Good one! 

Here is the best one that I have heard in a while:

A salesman walks up to a house and rings the door bell.

A ten year old boy comes to the door with a glass of scotch in one hand, a lit cigar in the other hand and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

The salesman asks, "Son, is your mother or father home?"

The kid answers, "What the f#%k do you think!"

  Tim

[bubba]

ROFL!