That reminds me of an old cop joke.
A driver gets pulled over for rolling through a stop sign. The police officer says "You didn't come to a complete stop." The driver says "Hey, I slowed down. What's the difference?" The cop takes out his billy club and starts whacking the guy in the head and says..."Do you want me to stop or slow down?"
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O.K. I'll leave the comedy to the experts.