Bubba,
I have been homebrewing for many years.
Step One: Buy "The Joy of Homebrewing" by Papazian
This book has many good recipes and the first several chapters give great advice on everything from homebrewing from extract syrups through full grain brewing. Try a recipe that uses a pilsner yeast first. The lager yeast require cooler temperatures for proper fermentation. Also, if you can use fresh hops--they are better than the pellets.
HINT: When you are boiling the wort do not take your eyes off the pot for too long. A boil over onto your cooktop will create a carmelized mess that will be worse than any soda machine mess you have ever cleaned up!
Been there, done that!
Step Two: Buy a gallon of bleach
Everything that comes in contact with your beer during the brewing, fermentation and bottling process must be absolutely clean.
I thought that it was no big deal when I first got started and I ended up dumping 10 gallons of beer down the drain.
The good news is that there is nothing that can grow in beer that can kill you but bacteria will foul the taste of the beer even if it looks like perfect brew--that is what happened to me. When I am working with my homebrew brewing, fermenting or bottling; I always keep one side of the kitchen sink filled with a bleach water solution. Anything that touches the beer should be sanitized and rinsed first.
Step Three: Buy two or three 5 or 6 gallon carboys.
The carboy's work better than the buckets although both will work. The glass is easier to keep clean and it allows you to see what is happening in your beer during fermentation. If you watch the classifieds for beer making or wine making equipment you can usually find them cheap.
Step Four: Start collecting bottles that are not screw off tops.
Sam Adams bottles work well and the long necks will fit a lot of soda machines. If you live in a state that requires bottle/can deposits you can exchange your pop cans for the glass bottles that you need. There is no reason to buy new bottles if you don't mind cleaning them. Bottling can be a time consuming process when you figure that a five gallon batch will result in 60 twelve oz. bottles of beer. What I have resorted to is using the 22 oz. Sam Adams bottles. Fewer bottles to fill when bottling and lets face it--you are going to have more than one beer!
Step Five: Always keep your bottles clean.
If you are going to empty those Sam Adams bottles for your home brew--make sure to rinse them out very well immediately after consumption. You can soak them in the laundry tub overnight to get the labels and glue off. A plastic scouring pad works well to get everything off. Then you can run the bottles through the dishwasher on high heat. Stand them on end on the posts in the bottom rack. You can time the cleaning of the bottles for when you are bottling but make sure that bottles cool before bottling.
Step Six--this one is the hardest: Avoid the temptation to drink your home brew too soon.
You need to allow the beer time to carbonate and finish in the bottles--at least 6 weeks--8 to ten weeks is even better. If you drink it too soon it will taste okay but not as good as it will if you wait. Plus, your home brew will keep for a long time if you store it away from sunlight and in a cool place like your basement.
Step Seven--lather, rinse, repeat!
Have fun with the hobby. The hardest thing about homebrewing is all of the cleaning and the amount of time it takes.
Let me know if you have any questions. I am happy to assist if I can!
Tim