I too had a machine fall one me....
I was unloading a 81 that was a flipper from my Mini Van in the wintertime.
There was ice on the driveway, and as I pulled that machine with all I could, my feet slipped forward, making me fall on my but, but not before the machine tilted out of the van landing right on me. Good thing it somehow landed flat and I was able to slide out. That and the fact that I was done having kids, so it made no difference in that dept.
So maybe with that happening, someone I KNOW will win.