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bubba
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« on: July 24, 2009, 11:37:53 am »

Roswell Remembered



The year was 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .  This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

                 Albert A. Gore, Jr.
                 Hillary Rodham
                 John F. Kerry
                 William J. Clinton
                 Howard Dean
                  Nancy Pelosi
                Dianne Feinstein
                 Charles E. Schumer
                 Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 11:57:53 am »

LMAO, I'm forwarding that one to my friends
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 09:11:54 am »

I loved this, great joke Bub! Ironically I can see how this could be part of the conspiracy, especially Pelosi, she looks half alien and her mental track is out of this world.
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