California joke

[Pat Pixley]

Do you know what happened 158 years ago this fall... back in
1850?
 California became a state The people had no electricity.
 The state had no  money.Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
 There were gunfights in the streets.
 
 So
 basically nothing has changed except the women had real breasts and the
 men didn't hold hands.   

[Creighton]

Funny Pat and mostly true :-)

So a Detroit red wing scout finds a great player in Iran. Wings are down 0-4, 10 minutes left. Coach puts the new guy in scores 5 goals to win the game. He calls his mom and tells her of his day. She says "let me tell about mine" me and your sister were assulted at the market your brothers and cousin were in a gun battle. Someone stole the car.

Jees I'm sorry mom, You better be sonny you are the one that moved us to Detroit :-)
Creighton
 

[Pat Pixley]

That was good Crieghton