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Old Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven
Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in
the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart
football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go
and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets
another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out
another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a
little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so
he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally !%@$s in
the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch
sides."

LOL!!
Creighton