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Title: Roswell Remembered Post by: bubba on July 24, 2009, 11:37:53 am Roswell Remembered
The year was 1947 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham John F. Kerry William J. Clinton Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi Dianne Feinstein Charles E. Schumer Barbara Boxer See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. Title: Re: Roswell Remembered Post by: Kilroy on July 24, 2009, 11:57:53 am LMAO, I'm forwarding that one to my friends
Title: Re: Roswell Remembered Post by: FullThrottle on July 31, 2009, 09:11:54 am I loved this, great joke Bub! Ironically I can see how this could be part of the conspiracy, especially Pelosi, she looks half alien and her mental track is out of this world.
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