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Title: The Broken Mower. (humor) Post by: Creighton on July 16, 2009, 05:18:19 pm Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Title: Re: The Broken Mower. (humor) Post by: bubba on July 16, 2009, 06:26:33 pm ROFL... that sounds like something I would do.. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Broken Mower. (humor) Post by: Pat Pixley on July 16, 2009, 09:39:59 pm That is to good :laugh: :laugh:
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