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Title: California joke Post by: Pat Pixley on February 08, 2009, 06:07:51 pm Do you know what happened 158 years ago this fall... back in
1850? California became a state The people had no electricity. The state had no money.Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands. :laugh: Title: Re: California joke Post by: Creighton on February 08, 2009, 07:05:10 pm Funny Pat and mostly true :-)
So a Detroit red wing scout finds a great player in Iran. Wings are down 0-4, 10 minutes left. Coach puts the new guy in scores 5 goals to win the game. He calls his mom and tells her of his day. She says "let me tell about mine" me and your sister were assulted at the market your brothers and cousin were in a gun battle. Someone stole the car. Jees I'm sorry mom, You better be sonny you are the one that moved us to Detroit :-) Creighton Title: Re: California joke Post by: Pat Pixley on February 08, 2009, 07:57:54 pm That was good Crieghton :laugh:
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