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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite, words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly there was total quiet! Not a peep was heard for over a minute!

Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said….

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the difference in his attitude and as he was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the bird continued..."May I ask what the Turkey did?"


HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ALL !

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
1. Reach in and grab the giblets.
2. Whew! That’s one terrific spread!
3. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
4. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
5. Talk about huge breasts!
6. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
7. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
8. It’s Cool Whip time!
9. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
10. It must be broken, ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

Happy Thanksgiving and Go

L--Losing
I--in
O--our
N--noteworthy
S--style

Have a great day everyone! :drinking:

Tim

And thank you  to Jim for the site, Curtis, Eric, Rod and the vendors who are always willing to  answer questions; and to the  firendliest and most knowledgable   people here on the boards.
 
And to put the thread back on track   :biggrin:

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Creighton,

That was funny ! ! !


Everyone have a Safe and Happy Holiday Weekend ! ! !

I'll be away from a computer most of the time; keep your fingers crossed that SMC stays online ! ! !
Just kiddin'...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I will be watching my Lions go 0-12. Might be the first NFL team to every go 0-16! They are that bad. Have a great T-Day!!

Brian


 :drinking: :drinking: :happydrinkers:

Those Lions are a great team aren't they? :help:
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!!!!!

Buy a SMC calendar, and Pat will throw in a pair of tickets to a Lions game. Buy two calendars, and  he won't  include the tickets  8)

Happy Thanksgiving