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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
 
And then the fight started....
 
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.
 
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair.
 
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
she processed my Social Security application.
 
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
 
She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
 
And then the fight started...


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ROFLMAO Pat... Thats great!