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Title: Buy or Rent??? Post by: collecture on May 20, 2008, 08:40:16 am I got this in an email - passing on the thought....
Quote Subject: The Bottom Line.......... I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is it better to rent? Title: Re: Buy or Rent??? Post by: Jim on May 20, 2008, 11:13:59 am I've heard many ex-wives of friends say that divorce is just business...
Well, with this philosophy, maybe sex should become "just business"... :tounge: Title: Re: Buy or Rent??? Post by: bubba on May 20, 2008, 12:01:17 pm My FIL has always said that its "Cheaper to Keep Her"... 8)
Title: Re: Buy or Rent??? Post by: collecture on May 20, 2008, 12:09:38 pm My FIL has always said that its "Cheaper to Keep Her"... 8) Is he a lawyer? :biggrin: :tounge:Title: Re: Buy or Rent??? Post by: sodaworks on May 22, 2008, 11:43:00 am 15 years ago when I got rid of my ex-wife, I would have gladly let someone just take over her payments! LOL :tounge:
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