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Title: Joke for the Day Post by: Pat Pixley on March 05, 2008, 12:18:47 am What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs :laugh: :laugh: Title: Re: Joke for the Day Post by: loman4ec on March 05, 2008, 12:41:25 am BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's h ave a nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. ... (scroll down) 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' Title: Re: Joke for the Day Post by: GreginNM on March 05, 2008, 02:20:38 am My wife absolutely fell over with that one!
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