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Title: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Kaleid20 on June 23, 2012, 09:51:40 pm
I challenge someone to find a wider machine.

http://merced.craigslist.org/hsh/3077187636.html




Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: mygoose101 on June 23, 2012, 10:06:21 pm
Sides are shinny. Seller is quite the salesman. Says no missing parts but forgot to mention the key, otherwise it would not have duct tape residue on the sides and coin door.


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: tkaz on June 23, 2012, 10:25:17 pm
Just needs some freon...that stuff is basically free right?

I don't even want to think about moving that machine...the jokes are plentiful..."that soda machine is so fat..."


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: MaineT on June 23, 2012, 10:38:06 pm
That thing will make the rocking world go round!!!


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: jholmgren on June 23, 2012, 10:42:17 pm
That thing will make the rocking world go round!!!

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality!

-Jim

(thanks MaineT...now that's stuck in my head) 


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Creighton on June 23, 2012, 10:51:47 pm
That machines is so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to the other side. :-)
Creighton




Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Kilroy on June 24, 2012, 08:55:09 am
That machine is so fat, when it was moved outside, everyone started yelling
"Hey Kool Aid!"


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Matt on June 24, 2012, 10:30:39 am
700 to 800 pounds!!  :jawdrop:


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Jim on June 24, 2012, 03:24:50 pm
Good thing is he'll deliver it, I presume, locally for $20!
Could be the best $20 bucks you'll ever spend ! ! !


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: johnieG on June 24, 2012, 03:33:44 pm
Good thing is he'll deliver it, I presume, locally for $20!
Could be the best $20 bucks you'll ever spend ! ! !

OK now just shuffle it down that basement staircase & put it against the wall there...


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Fire708 on June 24, 2012, 04:18:14 pm
That machine is so fat you could sell the shade.....


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Blind1968 on June 29, 2012, 01:14:37 pm
That thing is so fat… that when it was born, it gave the assembly plant stretch marks !


 :jawdrop:


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: johnieG on June 29, 2012, 01:17:55 pm
Sadly, It's really just as "trim" as a modern soda vending machine.


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Slider-Bob on June 29, 2012, 01:18:52 pm
She's so fat that if she ever had to haul ass, it would take her 2 trips!


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: BONOVOX on June 29, 2012, 01:44:56 pm
That machine is so fat, it has 2 serial numbers.


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: mznb1u on June 29, 2012, 04:43:02 pm
If you are gonna go big--GO BIG!  I know we all like to make fun of thses big machines but if I could ever find one of these:

http://soda-machines.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=247&Itemid=14

I would buy it just to say that I have one!  Of course, I would have to take out a home equity loan to fill the damn thing with pop!

 :drinking: Tim :drinking:


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: jholmgren on June 29, 2012, 06:10:08 pm
Great googley moogley that's a big 'un!   It even shipped as two machines with the top sign to join them together!  :jawdrop:


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Creighton on June 29, 2012, 09:15:43 pm
 >> 871-12oz Cans; 494-6-16oz Bottles. Credit SMC.

1365 total count for product. Yikes!!

Creighton




Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: BONOVOX on June 30, 2012, 10:38:52 am
Tim, if you could put that in your car, you not only are in the Michigan Mafia, you sir would be the Kingpin of the group lol.

 :happydrinkers:


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: darrelcraig on July 12, 2012, 04:09:40 pm
I'll accept your challenge.  This one is about 45 miles from my home.  I wish someone would buy it so I can stop thinking about it.

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/bar/3048006716.html


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Blind1968 on July 13, 2012, 02:48:27 pm
You got to love them fat bottom girls...lol :happydrinkers:


Title: Re: Check out this fat boy
Post by: Kilroy on July 13, 2012, 04:48:03 pm
"They make the rockin' world go 'round..."