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Title: JERK Post by: Marvin on February 14, 2012, 09:41:15 pm If my calculations are correct. I will be a Soda Jerk with this post. According to most of my friends and especially my wife, I'm already a jerk. Maybe this will help correct my image!
I cheated on my calculations. I just looked at my last post. Are the heavens going to open up and it start raining machines in my area? Title: Re: JERK Post by: collecture on February 14, 2012, 09:51:14 pm Nope...no change Marvin!
But you do have privileges now. Title: Re: JERK Post by: ciawarrior on February 15, 2012, 12:27:50 am CONGRATS! :happydrinkers:
Title: Re: JERK Post by: mznb1u on February 15, 2012, 12:31:28 am Welcome to the jerks. Did they they tell you that the newest guy has to haul all of the machines out of the basements? :biggrin:
:drinking: Tim :drinking: Title: Re: JERK Post by: collecture on February 15, 2012, 08:19:08 am Welcome to the jerks. Did they they tell you that the newest guy has to haul all of the machines out of the basements? I thought he had to give each existing jerk a machine! Title: Re: JERK Post by: bcharlton on February 15, 2012, 08:23:58 am As a recent "jerk" myself, I wanted to tell you the positive things that have happened to me since I became an official "jerk".
Woman are constantly starring at me. My wife no longer whines when I buy an old soda machines and even Rick Dale tells me that after I clean up a bit, I am worth between $5-$6000. Marvin, enjoy your new found success's but do not forget about the "little people" that got you where you are now. Brian Title: Re: JERK Post by: mznb1u on February 15, 2012, 08:57:07 am As a recent "jerk" myself, I wanted to tell you the positive things that have happened to me since I became an official "jerk". Woman are constantly starring at me. My wife no longer whines when I buy an old soda machines and even Rick Dale tells me that after I clean up a bit, I am worth between $5-$6000. Marvin, enjoy your new found success's but do not forget about the "little people" that got you where you are now. Brian :laugh: 8) :biggrin: Title: Re: JERK Post by: Larry on February 15, 2012, 09:08:45 am Welcome to the club.
Our founder.. Title: Re: JERK Post by: collecture on February 15, 2012, 10:05:39 am Now everybody say:
"It's not about the money, it's all the stuff" - Marie (Bernadette Peters) after Carl Reiner files lawsuit against Navin Johnson (Steve Martin). Love that movie!! :laugh: Title: Re: JERK Post by: Larry on February 15, 2012, 10:25:51 am When I watch that movie I love the ending when after he signs the checks, he walks out frustrated saying that he needs nothing....but this (grabs an item walks a little more), and maybe this (grabs another item, walks a little more), and this, etc.
It reminds me telling my wife that all I need is this one machine....and maybe this one.....this ones nice, and I also need this one, and this one, and....... That's how you can tell a real soda jerk. :biggrin: Title: Re: JERK Post by: jbrooks on February 15, 2012, 01:51:21 pm just 338 more for me after this one, I am so close
Title: Re: JERK Post by: Marvin on February 15, 2012, 02:10:35 pm Thanks guys. So far no differences. Oh well.
Title: Re: JERK Post by: bcharlton on February 15, 2012, 02:20:25 pm Marvin,
Give it some time for the full transformation to take effect. You will notice a difference shortly. BC Title: Re: JERK Post by: Swachtelncc on February 15, 2012, 02:43:50 pm Congrats on be a Jerk , one day I hope to get that label, lol,.
Title: Re: JERK Post by: BONOVOX on February 15, 2012, 07:21:52 pm Me telling you congrats on being a JERK gets me one step closer to me being a JERK!!
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