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Title: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! Post by: Pat Pixley on November 27, 2009, 11:36:32 pm I thought I would past this along :smile:.
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! _____ If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? _____ Can you cry under water? _____ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _____ Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? _____ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? _____ What disease did cured ham actually have? _____ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? _____ Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? _____ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? _____ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? _____ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? _____ Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. _____ Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? _____ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? _____ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? _____ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? _____ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! _____ If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? _____ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? _____ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? _____ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? _____ Why did you just try singing the two songs above? _____ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? _____ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? _____ Title: Re: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! Post by: bubba on November 28, 2009, 09:54:32 am ROFL Pat.... those are good.
Why does 7-11 have locks on the doors if they are open 24hrs a day, 7 days a week? Title: Re: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! Post by: RC kid on November 28, 2009, 07:31:59 pm For when they get robbed.
They have to shut down and count the register, find someone else to come in and finish the shift and basically reset the store for business. I worked at a seven eleven and we got robbed a lot. But we also did not have a key to the door, we used chains and a pad lock to secure the store after a robbery. And a little note to add, it is quicker and easier to reset the store if no one was injured. If someone was either stabbed or shot it would take a little longer to get everything cleaned up. No joke |